January - December 2024

So here we are, almost in 2024.

Volvo's first attempt at a small car was the 300 series, unleashed on an unsuspecting public in 1978 (it actually started life as a Dutch-built DAF which, on reflection, should have given us ample warning). With looks that only Ernest Borgnine's mother could love; lethal pendulous rear-wheel-drive handling; feeble engines that sounded like dying cows when revved; and dipsomaniacal thirst, about the only positive you can say for the 343/340/360 was that they lasted forever (although most owner's undoubtedly ended up wishing that they didn't).

These days, judging by the websites dedicated to them, there are an awful lot of sick people around who actually rather like them. "The first time I drove it I couldn't stop laughing at how much guesswork is involved with steering," writes one owner.

Another has managed to convince himself of the brighter side to 340 ownership: "Due to its truly, deeply unfashionable nature, a 340 will never get stolen, vandalised or stopped by the police." Quite.