January - December 2012
The first few days of 2012 saw Bess's re-shaped front exhaust
downpipe fitted and finally deemed satisfactory. The final
hammered-out form of the pipe is shown below.
The early months of 2012 have seen Bess used as impeccably
reliable everyday transport. Some evocative pictures of her in the
late-winter woodland scenery are shown below.
Needless to say there's trouble brewing and its in the ignition
switch which becomes increasingly unreliable, usually not
allowing the engine to be switched off but also sometimes not
allowing it to be started. Hence the internal plastic unit at
the back of the switch was removed and cleaned out as shown
below. However this did not cure its unreliability and so a
second-hand one was obtained and fitted which finally solved the
problem in early May 2012.
Finally, Bess is back on the road again to admire the early
....but it might not be for long since the ignition switch
problems have, as of the middle of May 2012, returned.
Early June 2012 has seen Bess's old ignition switch cut out
with a dremel and a second-hand replacement fitted; a couple of
spare keys cut and all is working fine again so Bess can get
back into the spring scenery.
But, to my utmost disbelief the problem returns. How can an
ignition problem that is cured by tapping the ignition switch
with a hammer be caused by anything other than a fault with the
same said switch? But think, aren't there some relays clamped
onto the steering column and perhaps one or two of these have
something to do with the ignition? A quick look at the Haynes
manual confirms my suspicions and a search through my heaps
turns up a collection of spare relays. A look at the Haynes
circuit diagram and a bit of relay swapping finally solves the
problem and, as of early July, it has not returned. Now the
challenge is on to return the car to its original glorious state
of having one key which works everything (well, everything bar
the petrol cap) so I am trying to find a workshop-type of person
who can drill out the retaining peg in the ignition switch and
allow me to swap the original barrel back into a functional
ignition switch that can be popped back on the car.
Workshop person found (Kesson of Malden Manor) and he
successfully swaps the barrel on the old lock (which was working
perfectly before I had wrecked the casing with the dremel) into
a second-hand, undamaged casing and re-pins it. A
straightforward swap onto the car in late July 2012 and all is
working with abounding awesomeness again. The take-home message
must always be: think relay!.... but this time there is an added
bonus: the steering lock now works, as the prominently
projecting piece of metal in the curved recess below will
A new set of few leads, distributor cap and rotor arm cures the
occassional starting trouble and a few more weeks of driving the
blue beastie confirms that all is going well so its time to turn
my attention to the much-neglected, silver-grey 340 which needs
some rust treatment and a bit of a spray here and there. It also
needs a new steering rack to cure the incurable stiffness of the
steering. Work begins to fit a new front wing of the right
colour procured for £1 a few years ago and to clear out the
cylinders with generous doses of carb-cleaner and Redex sprayed
or poured through the plug holes.... this is going to be done
many times over to clean them out as much as possible. It will
look great when its all done - just need to find another welder
since 'my' local welding type-of-person has decided to retire.
Work on Grey Bess continues through August 2012 with efforts to
cure her dieseling problems which were traced eventually to a
failure of the idle solenoid on the carburettor. A new one has
been ordered and the removal of the steering rack is in
progress, hindered only by the rounding off of one of the Allen
key-style bolts. This resists efforts to drill it out so it will
have to be cut-off with the dremel. I think the refurbished
steering rack is probably not going to fit as it lacks the T-bar
fitting to the steering column.
Early Sept 2012 sees the old rack removed and lined up with the
new unit (see below). This reveals that the new one is not the
right part and so a another new one has to be pocured from the
great auction house of the internet. The new rack arrives
(bottom right) and it looks like a better match to the old one
so re-fitting it to the car commences.
Mid-september 2012 has seen the new rack fitted to the car and
the bolts torqued-up, as required, along with some waxoyling to
the underside of the car. A quick test showed that the steering
was lighter than before which is good news, and the car was
returned to its hovel for wheel-alignment which converged after
only two rounds of refinement. The heat-shield for the vibration
damper on the steering column was refitted and the plan is to
remove and refit the steering wheel so that it can be aligned
correctly for the straight ahead position.
Meanwhile, the blue basket-case is being used as everyday
transport and is proving to be epically unreliable with ignition
trouble, breaking down outside the house and refusing to come
alive with the electric windows jammed open all night. The
garage cured this the following day, blaming poor connections at
the fuse box, only for the problem to repeat itself the
following weekend 25 miles from home, at night and in an area
with no phone signal. A bit of emergency relay-swapping by
torch-light did not solve the problem so a mile-long walk to the
nearest farmhouse allowed the AA to be called. They then took
something like two hours to send a sub-contractor who admittedly
did an epic job of restarting the car which subsequently worked
perfectly on the home-run, barring the fact only the side-lights
would come on. A nose around the volvo300mania website suggests
that this problem is due to dodgy connections to the fuse-box
under the dashboard and so these will be cleaned up over the
coming days in an effort to make this motor more reliable.
A spare hour was found to limbo into the drivers' footwell of the
blue basket and remove the offending connectors from the back of
the fuse box for a quick clean up with glass paper. The brown
connector (above) was found to have one terminal with badly
tarnished contacts and slight evidence of molten plastic so extra
care was taken to clean this one up. On reassembling everything
and swapping back to the old relays, the ignition, lighting and
other electrics were found to be working absolutely fine, so I am
hoping that this was the source of all my electrical problems this
year and that they have finally been cured. Famous last words.
In late Sept 2012 Grey Bess's offendingly rusty nearside front
wing is removed and in early Oct she goes to a previously untested
welding type of person who does a brilliant job of her front
valance, front nearside wheel-arch and offside sill and all for an
epically reasonable price. Some time is spent fitting a new and
nearly perfect front wing which eventually clicks into place well
enough without getting too badly dented.
Finally, in late October 2012 a new bonnet (above) is sourced from
Wolverhampton, via the great auction house of the internet and
arrives well-packaged and in one piece. A quick glance establishes
that it is not quite the right colour for the grey 340 being a bit
on the greenish side of grey, but never mind because this new
bonnet has a truly, really immaculate leading edge with no rust at
The old bonnet is removed and the new one fitted, with the help of
two incredibly helpful people of polish persuasion who happen to
be in the right place at the right time. The underside of the
bonnet is a near perfect match for the colour of the engine bay
but the top side will deffo need a re-spray. Also, and alas, there
are a couple of scrapes, presumably from the scrappie, which look
quite bad from some angles (see below left) that will need a
rub-down and a bit of filling in with cellulose putty before the
spray-up, but beggars can't be....
A bit of patching is done to the front valance in readiness for
the imminent econo tin can-style spray-up. The bonnet is given a
clean and a light rub-down with emery while the tiny rusty bits
are given a heavy rub to reveal bare metal that is given a light
spray with primer, as below.
Looks like its going to be safer to spray the bonnet with it
horizontal to mimimise the chance of the paint running so fingers
crossed for the weekend. Awesome stuff.
Early Nov 2012 and an initial bash at spraying the bonnet is
disappointing due to the roughness of the resulting surface but
attempts to smooth it with emery the following day were reasonably
successful. Another spray over with a slightly more generous dose
of paint seems to give a better surface (above and below) which I
hope will flatten down nicely with emery for a coat of laquer.
Meanwhile, the epically frustrating problems with Blue Bess's
ignition return so, in despair, I am fitting a new fuse box which
has been waiting in the wings for a number of years, since this
problem is almost certainly caused by a dodgy contact on the back
of the fusebox where one of the bullet connectors seems to have
pulled-back from its rightful place, presso due to melting of the
Still in early Nov 2012 and Blue Bess *IS* stress. After much
fiddling with connection blocks, relays, fuses and a test lamp in
every moment of my spare time that I can muster I reach the
following conclusions: (a) the ignition trouble is caused by a
dodgy connection block on the ignition switch, since re-tightening
the internal clip connectors allows the ignition lights to come
on, etc, (b) the 'brand new' fuse box does not work, since,
although the ignition appears to come on, there is no current
getting to the starter motor solenoid, so the car will not start
(just possible that I bought it from someone passing on a dud) ,
and (c) the brand new relays that I bought a couple of months ago
are all the wrong sort ('normally on' rather than 'normally off').
So, another search in the roof to find yet another spare fuse box
turns-up one that looks pretty grubby but it came from a good
source and might just be a bit better. This 'new' fusebox was
fitted with much cursing (while lying in the driver's footwell
with multiple failing torches) and re-stocked with fuses. Now, and
finally, now, the car starts well; so I am hoping (not
optimistically), once again, that this matter has been resolved.
Another early/mid-November 2012 weekend passes with the main
achievement being the application of laquer to the newly
re-sprayed bonnet after the paint had been flatted and colour-cut.
It looks a bit streaky and patchy so it may need another round of
flattening and another coat of laquer, but it may come up alright
with a touch of brasso rubbed into it, but then again it may not.
Meanwhile the blue 360 seems to be behaving impeccably again so
maybe the ignition trouble really has been resolved, but then
again it may not. Time will...
Its mid-Nov 2012 and the newly-laquered bonnet has been given
another round of flatting, a colour-cut and a polish to reasonably
good effect. Its deffo not perfect, but I think it will do for
now. The front valance and the offside sill have been painted by
hand - its all low-down paintwork on underseal, so it doesn't have
to be brilliant, but the end-result looks pretty OK, in my
unbiased opinion. The low-down bits just need a bit of laquer, the
new wing needs its old pin-stripe rubbed off and then it can all
start going back together again.
A bit of laquer sprayed on the front valance and newly re-painted
sill brings them out looking quite nice. A happy hour was spent in
the rain scraping off the pinstripe on the 'new' front wing.
Meanwhile the blue basket case continues on as relatively reliable
transport into the late, sepia-coloured Autumn.
The last weekend of November 2012 sees the inside of the front
valance of the grey 340 given a couple of coats of thick black
waxoyl underseal, the mudflaps re-fitted, the engine splash-tray
re-fitted, the struts given some waxoyl, the front bumper and
headlight washers re-fitted and the blue basket given a
much-needed oil and air-filter change.
The first week in December 2012 sees the grey basket given a bit
of a clean-up (under-bonnet and inside front) , the falling-off
trim on one side given a bit of superglue to stick it back on, the
binding rear hand-brake was released and the battery a re-charge.
A bit more flatting of the bonnet gives a bit better surface to
the paintwork and the car has been booked in for work on the rear
Mid-to-late December 2012 and Blue Bess is having an epic time
due to failing the MOT on the rust-ridden sills which prompted the
garage to advise "just bin it, its a tea bag". Despite their
protestations she is taken round to the new welding type-of-person
who, instead of repairing the rear arches on the grey basket, cuts
out the old sills and welds in new ones on the blue. In spite of
warning me that he had to weld-in bits of angle-iron here and
there, after 3 days the finished product is all pretty epic stuff
and the car sails through the last-minute re-run of the MOT just
within the 10-day period. The next few slots of spare time will be
spent on re-painting the new sills by hand. The rear brakes are
given a clean-out and the hand-brake adjusted.
And what's next.